WHY NOT?

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hitchhikerkisses:

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
BLEEEAAAAUGH 
HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG

hitchhikerkisses:

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL

BLEEEAAAAUGH 

HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG

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jazzyjanine:

rushawnoah:

xmizuokami:

lizaxchan:

favabean05:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

lol nice try, vegan



I FUCKING KNEW IT

its back

jazzyjanine:

rushawnoah:

xmizuokami:

lizaxchan:

favabean05:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

lol nice try, vegan

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I FUCKING KNEW IT

its back

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

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OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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darrynek:

the real criminals here are those eyebrows

darrynek:

the real criminals here are those eyebrows

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joy-will-come:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

reblogging for nicki’s knowing look.

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

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musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

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shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

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